I have some profound questions.

If they say having a fever is no longer a reliable measure to see if you have swine, why are they still taking temperature twice daily?

If they raised Singapore's health alert to Yellow/Orange/Whatever back then, why is there already 1000++ cases of infected people over here?

If they claimed that swine flu is nothing serious after all, why the trouble to quarantine suspected cases and have several precautions?

P.S: And fuck you, sexy.